Thursday, December 16, 2010

Dignan's Guide to Life

People use Cetaphil cream for dry skin. I find it is a delicious appetizer, although it does give me gas.

"Drop it" means shake the toy harder and yank on it incessantly. "DROP IT" means drop it.

The postman is out to kill us all and must be stopped.

At night, it's so cold out of the covers but it's so hot under the covers so it's best to alternate every 5 minutes. Continue until your owners yell at you.

It is possible to catch a lizard and, one day, I will prove it.

Learn how to make saucer eyes. It is a very useful tool.

There is no such thing as sleeping too much.

"W-A-L-K" means walk. Don't let them fool you.